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Philosophical quotes. A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. Sponsored Links. A country's strategy is always based on a fundamental philosophical outlook. A philosophical problem has the form: I don't know my way about. Every philosophical problem, when it is subjected to the necessary analysis and justification, is found either to be not really philosophical at all, or else to be, in the sense in which we are using the word, logical.

All good performance pieces have some philosophical validity. That's the difference between mere theater and performance art. To see the good things of this life, it took me a long time to discover with every philosophical thought I had. Descartes said "I think therefore I am" and you know what. He was right! Nikola Tesla has been around for a few days and if you have read my book you will know that he gave me some good information on energy transfer as well as the human ability to comprehend the concept of spirituality as a science.

He used the word "lacking" a lot as I recall! He's right, we don't really understand it as a science we only understand it as a show and tell thing, an act, a party trick if you like. So today Nikola and I decided to talk a little and in general about spiritual energy and the passing between the human and the spook world. I think we have already established that we humans are part spook, but spooks are not part human. We HAVE the spiritual energy that we carry from life to life, it's just the biological bits that are non transferable.

So what really happens, according to Nikola and I, when we "think? Well going back to the basic principal of physics that we can only reform energy we cannot destroy it, a thought although physically intangible, is an energetic output. This is where the principal of the creation of truth or laws of attraction comes from, but we as people are yet to be able to disconnect enough from our human side to create truth, so wrapped up in the material world are we.

The day will come though, if we don't destroy the planet before then but that's a debate for another day. But what actually happens to "thoughts" or as Nikola describes them "thought waves. Well, we are all surrounded by energy, and if you come to a showing of "Hands Up If You Are Dead" you will see that I can actually prove that.

Nothing up my sleeve me and the spooks can prove it to you! In the past, I have had a bit of a problem with deep thinkers. And that annoys me. I have questioned their intelligence because, quite simply, their minds tend to wander into crazy realms and, to me at least, the nonsense they talked about was just idiotic.

For example, at university, I was once rummaging through some past mathematics papers in the library so that I could practice them for my forthcoming final exams. As I searched through the folders of old papers, I stumbled upon an old philosophy exam. I was curious about the subject and began to read the questions. There was a lot of stuff about famous philosophers, hidden meaning, thinking and other stuff that probably needed a level of understanding about various concepts in order to pass.

To be honest, I would have been prepared to sit down and take a stab at the some of the questions. I would have failed spectacularly and made an example of. Some of the questions were absolutely ridiculous. Like this one: There is a planet in existence that is identical to Earth, but populated only by unicorns. I read the question and within three minutes I was ejected from library, howling with laughter and struggling to maintain control of my bladder.

And it also makes me wonder what other questions there are out there rattling around the minds of deep thinkers worldwide, like: How do you know that you are not dreaming at the moment?

While you are pondering that, I have had a quick peek on the internet, looking for a few philosophical quotes some of which might make you chuckle but also might make you think. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. A chocolate bar is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. Therefore a chocolate bar is better than eternal happiness.

Philosophy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems. To err is human. To forgive is unusual. Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible. Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?

Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs, few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures. To ridicule philosophy is really to philosophize.